True facts about the Mantis.
wow this is perfect
A NIGHTMARE THAT FARTED TOO AGGRESSIVELY
This is hilarious.
Here’s a fun game to play!
- Go into your bathroom
- Close the door and turn off the lights
- Shut your eyes and say “Haliburton and Blackwater” three times in a row
- Reach for the lights and open your eyes
- When you open them, your vision should still be dark since there is now a black bag over your head
”Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb, we are bound to others. Past and present. And by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.” - Cloud Atlas
Somehow I doubt that a bachelor party thrown by the Justice League for a physics professor would be that much fun anyway.
THIS SHIT IS…SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS!
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Why is Moaning Myrtle in this…I don’t understand…
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
ladies and gentlemen, behold
the St. Louis City Museum:
Playground for adults and children.
They even serve alcohol.
THE best place on the fucking planet!!
“Nightwing smells good.”
So now I’m just extra curious.
I feel like this needs to be one of those things.
Everyone in the DCU knows two things about Nightwing. He has a perfect ass and he smells fucking amazing.
Batman is known for being an unstoppable force of justice. Nightwing is known for having a great butt and smelling really, really good. Bruce must be so proud.
(Kara, I hope that your assessment of Mr. Grayson’s assets and unmentionables is an educated guess, and not an abuse of powers. Then again, I guess that it’d be difficult for curiosity not not get the cat when the cat has x-ray vision. I’m pretty sure that most of the DCU has a section of their personal notebooks and diaries dedicated to drawing hearts around doodles of Richard “Hide Your Wives and Gingers” Grayson.)
This Is A Job For Superman! // artwork by Alex Ross (1998)
Cover art for the one-shot “Superman Forever”